Pachyderm of the Sea

"A walrus is an elephant mermaid."

Hope She Doesn't Erupt

One night after her stomach gurgled for the millionth time,

"I figured it out. I'm a volcano!"

Did I ever mention how much she loves volcanoes?

Tubbin'

"The sink is like a hot tub for dishes."

Fashion

"Skinny jeans make me look like a funnel."